elou carroll

whimsical, dark & strange speculative fiction


Black Tea, Cream Tea, Chocolate Tea, Blood published in Kaleidotrope

I had been holding on to this acceptance for such a long time, and then I went and missed updating my site when it came out. Terrible behaviour. Bad job, me. This story was accepted by the excellent Fred Coppersmith of Kaleidotrope all the way back in 2021! It’s one of my oldest short stories, and one of my favourites.

“Black Tea, Cream Tea, Chocolate Tea, Blood” began its life in March 2017 as a response to a prompt during a prompt challenge with my best friend and often-creative partner in crime, wherein we wrote a paragraph or two in response to a prompt and swapped at the end of the day. We came up with the prompts ourselves, and this one later became the title. It was a much shorter, and quite a different beast back then. It makes me want to go back and look at the rest, see if there’s anything else worth mining.

After considerable rewrites and a couple o’ thousand more words, this story grew, and I love it a lot.

You can expect:

☕️tea
☕️a good wife
☕️yearning
☕️retribution, or good, old-fashioned matricide

If that sounds like your cup of tea—I’m just going to let that linger for a moment… Just a little longer. Okay. Good—give it a read in the Autumn 2023 issue of Kaleidotrope!

An excerpt from "Black Tea, Cream Tea, Chocolate Tea, Blood": 

When her husband returns in the afternoon, the good wife serves cream tea with cakes and scones fresh from her oven. She makes them like the traders tell her and they come out warm and soft. She takes a crumb from the plate and it melts in her mouth first, and then it burns her—she spits it out because it is her husband's and she is a good wife and good wives do not steal from their husbands.

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